I haven’t posted a newsletter since last year. I bet some of you were worried. Also, if history is my guide, upon receipt of this newsletter about ten of you will immediately unsubscribe. “I was signed up for a newsletter from (squints at screen)…Adam Rex?” you will say. “We’ll see about that.”

You’re still here? You’re reading this to the end? Joke’s on you, because the rest of this newsletter will be nothing but a

Man, things are going great for me.

I have a thick head of lustrous hair:

My dermatologist tells me none of my weird spots are all that weird, actually. “Nothing you’d want to write a newsletter about,” he stressed.

I have a loving family:

And I also have a new book!

When I was a kid I felt like I always had to be right. This is a book about how wrong that was.

I previously posted about my process figuring out the look of this book here and here. This is how the book begins:

If you’d like to read more, please ask for it at your library, or here’s a button:

I’m going to start posting things that aren’t just commercials soon. Thank you for reading.